Nerds fixin' things

Check out my sweetie with his hands all over my pipes! Not those pipes, you perve! The bathroom pipes. Look at how hott he looks in those safety glasses. He was asking me to hold the pipe but I had better ideas, I held the camera instead. Look at how gross our old floor is! Ewe! I 'm soo glad we covered that up with tile.

Off with their heads!

So, you know how I was just telling you how much Devyn loves his lego guy? Well, he certainly loves the taste of him, because he ate him. Yup, that's right, he ATE LEGO GUY'S HEAD. How you might ask? I have no idea. Devyn ran up to me saying that Lego Guy's head was in his belly and he wanted it out. What?!? He showed me his headless remains and his empty Devo hat. "how do i get him out, mumma?" he asks looking at me with those puppy dog eyes. So I tell him, "he'll come out next time you go poop" circumventing the next question, I add, "we're not going to fish his head out of your poop either, I'll find you a new head for him" He seemed satisfied with this response, but that didn't stop him from inspecting his poo every time he took a dump.